If I were Pope, I'd wear my hat backwards.
If I were Pope, I'd wear my hat backwards.
I'd be the best pope there is. The pope has to go around pouring acid over non-believers and dropping concrete blocks on them and stuff, I read it in the bible! Well...I read that Jesus liked fish or something, and that's pretty much the same principle.
An EoFF religion is a religion of spam! Who better than I, current Best Spammer according to the Ciddies (Cheesy grin goes right about...HERE) to lead the spammy revolution?
This is a disturbing and disgusting concept.
... I love it!
I vote for this guy.Originally Posted by Psychotic
Only here on the EoFF boards could we have something like this.This is a disturbing and disgusting concept.
... I love it!
If I were elected Pope, I would make the name Ultimecia a banned name. I would have a bard to play sweet music to me, so as I can break his harp and call him spoony. I would also force all the moderators to be part of my private army of Switzers so we can hunt out the sniper and generally rule the boards in a dictatorship leaving everyone in a perpetual state of fear and kneeling trembling before me.
So have I got the job?
Money, power, sex... and elephants.
-- Capt. Simon Illyan, ImpSec
I stand for the guy who is pope after psychotic enevitably becomes pope. I beleive that organised religon would benifit from following the examples laid out by organised crime.
LET THE WHACKING COMMENCE
and if it dont I gots ta ice you.
EDIT: and I think the pope should change every month.
Word/s.
I should be pope, i'm a smurfing saint.
I'd kill to be pope.
Well okay I'd do that anyway but this would involve bloody upside down pentegrams and goat heads.
I'm alright as long as the pope and the EoFF religion loves moombas.
Therefore, I vote against Psy because he ate one at a BBQ ON PURPOSE>
"Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip."
By Sephiroths Clone
What could be cooler than a PIRATE POPE?
I shall try too.
Thanks to Sagensyg for the sig!
If I'm Pope, I'll do absolutely zilch, which is how you'll know I'm important.
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
A pope eh? I vote for THIS GUY
May as well work with the already massive following. Of my massive ass.
I nominate Yams for Pope. He's always been the most devout follower of my ass.
This is going to sound really stupid...
Can girls be elected to be pope?
If so...
(I'll run)
All life begins with a Nu and ends with a Nu.
Women in a possition of authority? OUTLANDISH! But I like your style
Style is good?
All life begins with a Nu and ends with a Nu.
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