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    Grin jokes

    post any good jokes here(any kind of jokes just nothing racist and stuff like that)

    i'll start:
    i used to hate weddings...all the old dears would poke me and say "you're next!",i soon stopped them when i began doing the same at funerals.

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    What is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

    You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withered
    What is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

    You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
    No he didn't! Damn! No he DID NOT! DA-A-A-A-MN!


    Q:How do you sedate a blonde?
    A:Put something in her drink at a party that night I got arrested, you know at that nightclub

    Nah...I got nothing I could post here.

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    What did that nudist say to the racist?

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    The last three jokes get this thread closed. There is no punchline to this post. Please be a little more tasteful in the future.

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