Quote Originally Posted by withered
What is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
No he didn't! Damn! No he DID NOT! DA-A-A-A-MN!


Q:How do you sedate a blonde?
A:Put something in her drink at a party that night I got arrested, you know at that nightclub

Nah...I got nothing I could post here.