Hello. Oh how I love to make the newbies into cupcakes! Let me count the newbie cupcakes I have made:

1! One newbie cupcake. AH! AH! AH! AH!
2! Two newbie cupcakes. AH! AH! AH! AH!
3! Three newbie cupcakes. AH! AH! AH! AH!
4! Four newbie cupcakes. AH! AH! AH! AH!

Four. I have made four newbie cupcakes. AH HA! HA! HA! HA!