strangest sentance you have ever heard

[gokufusionss1]

I read some grafity that said
"your mum!"
I've been worried ever since, what do they know about my mother?

[Apollo]

"If this form has been tampered with it is invalid."

After I read this I thought to myself: "Well, DUH!"

[DMKA]

"HAHA I AM PLAYING FINAL FANTASY X AND I LIKE IT SO FAR AND NOTHING YOU ELITIST BUTTHEADS DO OR SAY WILL CHANGE THAT AND I'LL PROBABLY MAKE FUN OF YOU IF YOU TRY BUT IF YOU DON'T TRY YOU CAN HAVE CANDY AND CAKE AND ICE CREAM AND PICKLES AND POPCORN AND PEANUTS AND COTTON CANDY AND HOT DOGS AND ROAST TURKY AND CHICKEN SALTIMBOCA AND SLIM JIMS AND FRENCH FRIES AND APPLE PIE AND REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS AND CELERY AND PEARS AND GUMMI WORMS AND WAR HEADS AND BANANA PUDDING AND SWEET POTATOES AND PECANS AND ORANGES AND POMEGRANATES AND HAMBURGERS AND MEATLOAF AND MASHED POTATOES AND WAFFLES AND FOAFFLES AND NEESHS STHONER SPESHUL AND STEAK AND BAKED POTATOES WITH SOUR CREAM AND CHIVES AND PASTA SALAD AND MACARONI AND CHEESE AND PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES AND MILK AND ORANGE JUICE AND A VERITABLE FEAST OF THINGS."

[gokufusionss1]

oh....my....god you are like trying sooooo hard to be alternative but your just not DO YOU HEAR ME YOUR NOT!

Cheerio