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    strangest sentance you have ever heard

    i was at work the other day and i saw a sign that made me look twice not cos it was funny or anything just co it was strange it read:
    "if you noticed this notice you would notice this notice is not worth noticing"
    anyone else got one that they yhought was srange?

    :shoot:

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    lol, that's pretty funny. Yes, it's happened to me bunches of times, I forget them soon after though... or I'd post them.

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    I saw a sign just about ten minutes ago that said 'Gentle Herpes : 1381-233-4556'.
    :skull4: Since when was Herpes gentle and had a phone number?
    PS. Just in case I felt the need to talk to him/her, I put the number in my phone.

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    I'm just livin life.

    When I heard this I tried to figure out wot it meant, but I couldn't

    Life is a game the more u play the more u enjoy!

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    Haha! I once saw a sign that said...

    "Stop".

    It was so pretty. :<3: It made me laugh.
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D

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    i ws travelling on holiday and i came across a village called GAYLAND
    honest it was near Newcastle
    Sig is way over the sig limits.

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    "Hello," he lied.

    I remember reading it, but I forgot who said it. ;_;

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    I saw a meat van driving past one day that said "our food is 100% guaranted". Despite this mysterious statement, they also spelt guaranteed wrong...or maybe the word 'guaranted' is obscure and means something sinister :O_O:
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    'That's just grief, that is!' My friend's fave statement, used whenever I insult him. It cracks me up whenever he says it, 'cos he has a funny voice, and it sounds hilarious! :laugh:
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    at work if someone says that theres nothing on the shelf we have to say
    "whats out is whats we've got in...."
    a mind muddler....

    Trust No one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resha
    Haha! I once saw a sign that said...

    "Stop".

    It was so pretty. :<3: It made me laugh.

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    *lewis Black stand=up*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squiggly
    All your base are belong to us.
    Who says that!? I've heard it so many times, and it's driving me insane trying to remember where I first heard it...
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