WEDDING!

[udsuna]

You do realise not all spells require somatic but sometimes just verbal components right?

Anyways touch me and i'll cast mage-hand on you. 5lb telekinesis may not seem like much but it can do wonders when aimed at your lower region..

Yeah, but the screaming in pain should protect me from that. Also, you have about three seconds after a solid hit to the testes before the serious pain sets in. That's enough for me to punch you in the throat... after that, it's a matter of who regains conciousness first.

[My name is...something..?]

Great..party..guys, really...!!So...much violence*belch*
Me..thinks there's something..in the punch...
*passes out*..ZZZZZZZZZ

[sephiroth JR]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHERES THE GOD DAMN DJ..DONT MAKE ME GO ALL CRAZY ON YOUR ASSES.oh and kitty congrats,wheres the honeymoon gonna be(can i come, you never know when a sniper is going to pop up)

[udsuna]

*starts singing "I will always love you"... with recent events, I should have no trouble on the high notes*

[Harvest Moon]

Yeah, but the screaming in pain should protect me from that. Also, you have about three seconds after a solid hit to the testes before the serious pain sets in. That's enough for me to punch you in the throat... after that, it's a matter of who regains conciousness first.

So violant, crude, and lack of any self-restraint..









HUG! ^_^ xP

[Brian The Pink Shark]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHERES THE GOD DAMN DJ..DONT MAKE ME GO ALL CRAZY ON YOUR ASSES.oh and kitty congrats,wheres the honeymoon gonna be(can i come, you never know when a sniper is going to pop up)

welli failed as a minister but everybody get ready dj squinn is in the house...

boom-boom-boom-boom...etc

[udsuna]

So violant, crude, and lack of any self-restraint..









HUG! ^_^ xP

Uh... yeah... there's something seriously funny about the punch... *crawls over to the punch bowl, lights a match and tosses it in, resulting inferno sets arm on fire .*

[sephiroth JR]

finally the night has begun.punch,fire,the fact that im going to kill udsuna what more could this bodyguard ask for "busts a few kickass dance moves then returns to beating psy AKA the drunken relative"

[udsuna]

*dies from fire because no one has bothered to put me out* last words are "haha, sephy, you can't kill me 'cause i'm dead!!!"

[Psychotic]

"busts a few kickass dance moves then returns to beating psy AKA the drunken relative"

I really love you man, you're my best friend in the world. *climbs onto table* NO I'M ALRIGHT I CAN CLIMB ONTO IT. Ok hi everyone me and Sephiroth JR are like best friends are we're getting married TOMORROW! yeah Ok I can make it down al- *falls off and collapses in a drunken stupor*




I'd like to thank the Academy, my priest, my priest's wife, my priest's dog, my priest's dog's best friend, my priest's dog's best friend's cousin and my manicurist.

[My name is...something..?]

*wakes up*
I told you ThEre wAs somEthiNg in ThE Punch, I tOld you!
That explosion just proves iT!
I think I'm gonna hurl....
*barfs all over the floor*

[sephiroth JR]

can someone please tell me why psy is groping my leg, and why My name is...something..? is still throwing up on my shoes?

[Cybele]

*wakes up*
I told you ThEre wAs somEthiNg in ThE Punch, I tOld you!
That explosion just proves iT!
I think I'm gonna hurl....
*barfs all over the floor*

Yuck! Don't expect me to clean it up. :yuck: Gosh, quite the after party this is. And here I rushed home to see what was happening and this is what I get? Broken limbs and disgusting throw up? Gross!

[udsuna]

Don't ask me, I'm dead, and no one seems to want to move my corpse away from the remains of the buffet area.

[Cybele]

Don't ask me, I'm dead, and no one seems to want to move my corpse away from the remains of the buffet area.

I feel really sorry for Social Moon Firesky right now. Everyone wrecked her wedding party.