where's band nerd?

"Do you spend all your time in the bandroom?
Are all your friends in band?
Do you play at least one instrument?
----Double points for more than two.
Do you find nothing totally amusing in this statement? "She found that she had to suck from her sax, not blow into it, to remove the water that had built up in it"
Can you tell the difference between a float, a slide, a push, and a formation?
Do you have a favorite "season"?
Will you smack KB up a lot when he goes on about how he hates band?"