You sound interesting, im sure you will fit right in
Anwho, down to business.
1. Don't get yourself banned....
Hmm....that should cover all the rulez.

Now for the unformal welcome.

Congradulationz on joining this god-forsaken spamhole interestingly articulate forum discussing important issues like "names you would never name your children" who the EoFF sniper is....wait make that <---- crossed-out.