Well, Mohammad's girlfriend came on to Jesus, but Jesus didn't know she was Mohammad's girlfriend, so (being quite drunk) they got it on hard in the backseat of his car.Originally Posted by T-MaN
Would these two fight each other in the first place? If so, why would they? Don't both of them promote peace?LoL
Needless to say, Mohammad was very angry about this, and went to confront Jesus. But suprisingly, this was all a plan by Allah, who was looking for an excuse to beat up Jesus for a long time (poker dispute) and got Mohammad's girlfriend to come on to Jesus, so he would have a reason for it.
So, Mohammad and Allah beat up Jesus, but God (walking to the store for milk) notices, and cleans house.
The WRA (World Religions Association) sanctions are tag match to settle the fued. The heat is only increaed when Joseph Smith is named the guest referee.
There's the history.
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