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04-28-2005, 08:44 PM #1
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Originally Posted by Nod

What is a comrade? a russian friend
What is a lover? a really hot girl
What is love? chemicals
Why does it hurt? because you're doing it wrong
What the hell do you want? 30 minute orgasms- like pigs have.

I was pretty upset when I posted this thread and totally pi$$t just now 'cause I just got back from a thread where "masamune1600" called me a liar.

But this made me laugh. Thank you! ^_^

Originally Posted by blackmageboi

What is love?
a feeling of emotional atachment once you have felt it you realise it is impossible to explain
What is a lover?
the person you care for most in this world

Naturally, I must have already experienced love if I can't even try to explain it myself.
This one's disturbing, the person I care for most in this world is my cousin. She's 19 as of a few days ago. When we met when I was like 6 1/2 years old, I promised myself I'd marry her one day. I think this is the real reason I'm going insane.

Jack: How do you know?

Will: It's more of a feeling really.

Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

Will: No.

If Demolition Man were remade today

Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
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