• Julia Roberts
• Brad Pitt
• Angelina Jolie
• Jennifer Aniston
• Clive Owen
• Oprah Winfrey
• Lindsay Lohan
• Jamie Foxx
• Eva Longoria
• Dwyane Wade
• Mischa Barton
• Heidi Klum
• Seal
• Penelope Cruz
• Matthew McConaughey
• Jude Law
• Sienna Miller
• Mischa Barton
• Alicia Keys
• Orlando Bloom
• Jessica Alba
• Drew Barrymore
• David Beckham
• Halle Berry
• Patrick Dempsey
• Johnny Depp
• Hilary Duff
• Sara Evans
• Colin Farrell
• Tim Green
• Mariska Hargitay
• Tyler Hilton
• Josh Holloway
• Scarlett Johansson
• Juanes
• Jennifer Lopez
• Ann-Margret
• Jesse Metcalfe
• Catalina Sandino Moreno
• Sandra Oh
• Sophie Okonedo
• Tyler Perry
• Maria Sharapova
• Jessica Simpson
• Elizabeth Smart
• Martha Stewart
• Hilary Swank
• Usher
• Kate Winslet
• Ziyi Zhang
That's the list. Yep. Not that I would care...but the name that popped out to me most was Dwayne Wade...just in time for the playoffs too. So there ya go, let the superficial lambasting begin!