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    Default Newbism: An epidemic?

    My n00b thread, considering there are several others. I contribute to the raising epidemic. Hey, all. I'm new to the forums. Welcome me.

    And if welcomeing me fails:

    Jesus & God vs. Mohhamad & Allah
    who would win?

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    hello your name is confusing i didnt know penguis could do that

    anyway
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    penguins are nasty creatures


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    Howdy. All stand for, erm, Penguin! *stands*

    Of course it's completely normal.


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    Quote Originally Posted by masterbating penguin
    Jesus & God vs. Mohhamad & Allah
    who would win?
    Would these two fight each other in the first place? If so, why would they? Don't both of them promote peace?LoL
    "Feed me."

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    i like your name more now

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MaN
    Quote Originally Posted by masterbating penguin
    Jesus & God vs. Mohhamad & Allah
    who would win?
    Would these two fight each other in the first place? If so, why would they? Don't both of them promote peace?LoL
    Well, Mohammad's girlfriend came on to Jesus, but Jesus didn't know she was Mohammad's girlfriend, so (being quite drunk) they got it on hard in the backseat of his car.

    Needless to say, Mohammad was very angry about this, and went to confront Jesus. But suprisingly, this was all a plan by Allah, who was looking for an excuse to beat up Jesus for a long time (poker dispute) and got Mohammad's girlfriend to come on to Jesus, so he would have a reason for it.

    So, Mohammad and Allah beat up Jesus, but God (walking to the store for milk) notices, and cleans house.

    The WRA (World Religions Association) sanctions are tag match to settle the fued. The heat is only increaed when Joseph Smith is named the guest referee.


    There's the history.

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    Welcome to Eyes on Final Fantasy.

    The match in question would end in a double disqualification after Buddha interferes.
    "As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
    uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rainecloud
    Welcome to Eyes on Final Fantasy.

    The match in question would end in a double disqualification after Buddha interferes.
    It's no DQ.

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    I'll say welcome once I'm done faster skating in the bathroom.
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    I would win of course...

    They didn't mean it.

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