I learned that the secret to world peace is a singing summoner. Maybe we should try that instead of shock and awe.

That people will ask strangers to find a wife for their kids.

That you can gain entrance to the top secret lair via backrubs.

That any device that can destroy the world is controlled by pipe organs. (Makes me wonder what evil lurks in churches)

Evil people use timeshares and never redecorate.

That within 2 years, a civilization can go from iron age to post industrial age in two years.

That ancient secrets are always discovered by bratty kids.

And that broken lightning rods are fixed via Dance Dance Revolution moves.