I learnt that Sephiroth and I have been best friends for life. We have grown old together and have had many a bout of drinking beer, arguing over women and slapping each others ass. Because we are such great chums, I refer to him ever so intimately as "Sephy", and talk about him like he is actually a real person.

Any cosplay I see of Sephiroth, I immediately assume this is the real Sephiroth and those bastards at Square just stole the idea from this guy.

When people insult or say bad things about Sephy, I get very made and e-shout at them (type in full caps), and tell them what morons they are for insulting such a great man and ramming a hole open in his feelings. I value his emotions over anyone elses because, like I said, Sephy and I are best of friends.

Should we both have been gay (which we aren't, because we're such men, but if we were) we probably would've found a place where gay people can get married, then we would've got married, and either adopted children or have his seed placed in a woman so that me and him can raise a perfect child/ren.