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    Only in America, I'm ashamed.

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    Good God, what an idiot.

    Its a freakin' HAMBURGER! -_-;;

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    Only in America, I'm ashamed.
    You shouldn't blame America for the actions of one incredibly stupid bitch female. Sounds like an independant act. (of stupidity)

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    I love Americans paired with fast food.

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    O.O Ok... she's an idoit, what else can I say? She called the police... over a hamburger... that some equally stupid person... couldn't make right... *Sigh* America is really filled with idoits, it's not always a bad thind though... I'm so used to them but really, damn... It was kinda funny though

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    "Harmfull Hambuger" lol don't you guys know that hambugers can kill you.
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    If you eat them raw.

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    Well...because of the PC I am using at the time, I cannot listen to that MP3...

    (Is hurt by all the posts saying that America is filled with Idiots)



    Well, here is a somewhat funny phone call. o_o

    My Grand Mother was explaining to someone I know (This was when we were young), how to call my Mother quickly when using a certain phone. She said:

    "Press M and 1"

    Well, instead of Pressing the button's M & 1, he pressed the button "M1", which was set to calling the Police.

    "What is your Emergency?"

    "I didn't mean to call 911!"

    "... ... ...What is your emergency?"

    "I am using a phone that has certain Buttons that will call certain People when you press them. For example: Instead of pressing the Buttons, 9 and 1, I can just press M1, which will immediatly call the police, which I accidentally did."

    "What is your emergency?"

    (Hangs up)

    O_o Idiot count: 2. One person who apparently makes big deals about Ham Burgers, (Judging by the other posts) and someone who can only say "What is your emergency?".

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    (Is hurt by all the posts saying that America is filled with Idiots)
    lol, sorry... Americans aren't that stuipd, just some. Seriously... just because I live in CA doesn't mean I'm gonna call the damn police over a hamburger, that's just... idiotic...funny, but foolish.

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    There are stupid people in every country - end of story.

    We should really stop blaming the Americans. After all, it's not as if they invented stupidity, they just seem to be able to document it very well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rainecloud
    There are stupid people in every country - end of story.

    We should really stop blaming the Americans. After all, it's not as if they invented stupidity, they just seem to be able to document it very well.
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    I agree. Every country has stupid people. (Someone in Japan tried to kill a fellow student at his school because they were in an Argument about which Dragon Quest Game is better.)

    That MP3 just finished downloading...about to listen to it...

    That Woman is quite foolish. I mean, why NOT send Police Officers down there to Burger King? Gosh...flippin' idiot.

    Just kidding of course.

    I am very shocked that she called the Police because of a Ham burger. >_> "You are supposed to protect me!" ...

    My goodness...

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    Heard that one already, but...She needs a 911 Manual or something...! :P
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