Oh my gosh. Deli Mustard...why did I never think of this before?!

"I'll never give in...you killed Del Murder!!"

"No, Ken...I AM Del Murder!!!"

"Cool. So you wouldn't mind makin' me some Deli Mustard Sandwhiches?"

"Well, for you...NO!" (Cuts off hand!)

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

If only I could have found out before then...I thought that Sandwhich Man had no connection to Del murder at all... all I did was joke around...

But it was Del Murder all along...and Del Murder...didn't make me a sandwhich...plus he cut off my hand so I could never eat a Sandwhich properly again...

That was totally un-funny. (My post, that is.)