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    I haven't posted many (i've posted most of them in mine and Iri's). I don't know which one of them would be the funniest.

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    It is one I posted in my User Notes....well it is not that funny, but hey, it better than nothing ^_^

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    Huh? You really do not have to put your mind in the gutter. Have you ever seen how big Leviathan is? It is huge!!! O_O. Now Faris, why would I ever be perverted? *said in a tone of false innocence*


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    To date, there have been no usernotes that have been funny.

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    Most of the user notes that I post, I try to keep positive and constructive, but off the top of my head, I think the most amusing one would be the note that I posted on/close to Bleys' birthday.

    Take care all.

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    I don't like funny things.

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    It's not the funniest. I haven't checked everyone's but I'd say it's the longest, eestlinc.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    You'll just have to read all of Psys, Meat Puppets, Monkeys, Reshas, and Misfits to find out for yourself.
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