European English

[Triple T]

I found this while searching for British words. xP~

The European Commission has just announced an agreeement under which English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English's spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phase-in plan that would be known as EuroEnglish.

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This shall klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one letter fewer.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replased with the "f". This will make words like fotograf 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptance of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplicated khanges are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e" in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.

By the fourth yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" vith "z" and the "w" vith "v".

During the fitz yar, ze uneseary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar khanges vud of kors be aplid to ozr kombinations of leters.

After ze fitz yar, ve vil hav a realy sensibl vriten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or diflkultis and evryvun vil find it easy tu understand each ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru!

[Psychotic]

I hate Europeans.

[Jojee]

That makes a lot of sense! ^_^

[Raven Nox]

lol, damn, they'll sound like little kids, you can understand them, but it's a pain in the ass to do so..

EDIT: Oh I forgot, it's "as" now... that'll get confusing...

[Jojee]

No i kan understand zm veri vel ^^

[My name is...something..?]

Jeez, they really don't need to do that.
Do they really need to make a bigger gap between Europeans and Americans??
What is this world coming to?? lol

[Psychotic]

I still hate Europeans.

[Mookies]

Of course it's easier to understand each other.

[crono_logical]

Shame it's not even real I saw this on an English paper back at high school, so this is going back at least 6-7 years

[rubah]

I remember that from like years ago.

Cool, I had been wanting to read it again.^_^

[Shoeberto]

That was pretty good. I'm lollin'.

[Ko Ko]

I speak British english. :skull3:
And it isn't anything like that.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

That was sent to us by my cousin who lives in France about four years ago. You forgot the "and zen ve vil tak ovr ze vorld!" or whatever at the end.

[Angel_from_hell]

I hate europeans

Thank You Soo Very Mutch!

[gokufusionss1]

god damn europeans, its about time we attacked one of them again.