Who has trouble controling their arm pits?

[Kalen]

I think that I have the stinkyest girl-pits ever. I use mens underarm stuff but no good! I've used Arm & Hammer Laundry soap just for kicks and it worked! But it was kind of a hastle.

I'm bored so tell me what you think.

[Flying Mullet]

Do you also use an anit-perspirant? That will really help keep the stink down if your pits turn into a swampy mess.

[Kalen]

Nooooo that stuff's bad for you, dude. I want my pits to be able to still breath, they just need minty freshness when they do.

[Flying Mullet]

Breathing pits are bad pits! You have to lay down the law and suffocate those pits before they turn on you. It's only a matter of time...

[Kalen]

No, I can't do it! What would my mother say? It's too awful...No......I....I....................*passes out*

[Flying Mullet]

Just remember: "What would Brian Boitano do?"

[Kalen]

Who?

[udsuna]

I don't know. It could be your diet, that can affect odor considerably. Especially if you're fond of italian and/or spicy foods.

Also, though you probably do this already, shaving your pits reduces surface area (and thus, bacterial growth) by half.

EDIT: that's just a stupid song from the South Park movie.

[Flying Mullet]

Who?

http://home.usadatanet.net/~paruby/06_boitano.htm

[Kalen]

I<i> do</i> enjoy pasta.....

[Chris]

I always use deodorant-stick, lotion, deodorant spray and Perfume. O_o

[Kalen]

All at once?

[Chris]

Yeah! That way you'll get the longest lasting effect.

[Leeza]

Also, though you probably do this already, shaving your pits reduces surface area (and thus, bacterial growth) by half.

This would be the Number 1 thing to do. Number 2 would be an anti-perspirant. The rest of your skin also breathes so you can sufficate the arm-pits and still live. I'm still alive, I think. Although it really doesn't sufficate them that much unless you use Drysol.

[Havoc]

Yah, I use anti-perspirants on my ballsac to keep me straight in business. Good stuff.