Originally Posted by Iri Valentine
Ninja outrun vampire until daylight. Vampire burn. Ninja Kill ashes.
Ninja + 1
*Rolls eyes* I said LONG black hair. Not... anything there. :skull4:
Ninjas kick ass.
End of story.
Leave some shards under the belly
Lay some grease inside my hand
It's a sentimental jury
And the makings of a good plan
They both suck. I win by default.
there was a picture here
They both wear pajamas all day and run around spoiling people's evenings. What do you do?
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Hmm....well, Anne Rice Vampires would as they are superhuman and stuff.
It would be close against Poppy Z brites vampires. They don't fight as such, just go about getting drunk and things....hmm....if that was the case they would just get jiggy wi' the Ninja's...then kinda bite them to death.
Any other kind of vampire would win.
Apart from Bob the ninja.
Chaos
Ninjas rule because they like to eat cheese and broccoli.
Vampires dont rule cos i dont like myself at the moment.
But yeah, Ninjas, because when they're dubbed in films, the dialogue is amazing.
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Vampire > Ninja
Partly because of the fact that I actually want to be undead.
Thanks to Sagensyg for the sig!
Vampires kick ass.
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Ninjas are cool, but Vampires are better.
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Ninjas suck, so I guess vampires win. Only a ninja made of garlic could kill a vampire anyway. :freak:
Lestat would kill them all with his sexyness
Tôi đói.
Well, both fanbases creep me out. On one hand you have the kids and creepy guys that dress up in ninja costumes shouting "Hiya" and "Hooooie-CHA!" On the other you have people that go to parties and roleplay as vampires, drinking tomato juice and trying to act "cool" yet "seperated" and "different" but realy just come off as lame.
Fans aside I'm going to have to say vampires.
I laugh and then I cry and then I laugh until I die.Ninjas rule because they like to eat cheese and broccoli.
Vampires dont rule cos i dont like myself at the moment.
But yeah, Ninjas, because when they're dubbed in films, the dialogue is amazing.
Yes we all know about your whole undead thing, STACCATO.Vampire > Ninja
Partly because of the fact that I actually want to be undead.
If we're gonna be counting all the myths and legends behind the vampires then we've got to start counting all the myths and legends behind the ninja.
Ninjas were once said to wield awesome magical powers and were actually very apt in battling demons and vampires in particular.
If we're going by legend, then the super speed and super strength of the vampires really don't give them an edge because legendary ninja were said to have been super fast and super strong as well . . . and they got those badass ninja swords.
If we're basing this on reality, then there aren't any real vampires. We've just got a bunch of psychos running around these days sucking people's blood. In that case, ninja would definitely win.
. . . and no. We cannot pit real ninjas against mythical vampires because there are WAY too many theories.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
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