Vampires. Ninja's suck compared to vampires. I find it kickass that Sierra was talked about at the beginning of this thread, I kinda wish I had my Sierra sig on right now, lol. I still like my Albel one though >.>
But yeah, Vampires have more abilites and could beat a ninja easy.
What's so wrong about being undead?Originally Posted by Mercen-X
Sure, they may be the scourge of the earth, but i'm sure all they want is a hug. A very morbid, possibly life-threatening one, but a hug nonetheless.
Thanks to Sagensyg for the sig!
Vampires are winning overwhelmingly! What the hell? What kind of pansy is afraid of sunlight? A vampire. Ninjas win.
Whatever I am, it's vastly better than both.
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
Robot Baboons from 1942 > Vampires and ninjas
I still think the denizens of the abyss are superior. Even the panzy ones like Spawn & Co. would feed vampires and ninjas alike to themselves.
hehehe.
They should make a video game featuring any game character ever perceived to be a ninja or vampire and pit them against each other.
Keith and Vincent Valentine and . . . um . . . I don't really know of any other vampires in action or RPG or fighting games.
Shinobi, Ayame and . . . um . . . I don't really know of any more ninjas either. I'm not good with names.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Flesh eating zombie pirates... with knives & forks...
haven't people had enough of zombie pirates yet?
Fat naked baby cherubs, obviously. Fat naked baby cherub zombie pirates, maybe. :rolleyes2
Ninjas are afoot!
W! pirates, ATTACK!
Yes, hug meSure, they may be the scourge of the earth, but i'm sure all they want is a hug. A very morbid, possibly life-threatening one, but a hug nonetheless.
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What about a Ninja that got turned into a vampire. Eh? Ehhh?
Boo!
Well, it depends on what type of Ninjas we are talking about here. Sure Vampires are much cooler than the everyday ninjas you see.
Unless you count the Ninjas from Naruto, then they would kik any vampire's @$$.
"Feed me."
Keeping in mind Ninja were skilled chemists in their own rights ,they'd probably use some kind of magnesium acid-like solution that could kill Vamps like swatting flies.
Yes. Yes I did. Finally. Hurrah.
Precisely.
Plus, think about this: If Van Helsing, Buffy, and Simon Belmont can kill vampires, then I'm sure a Ninja can.
Same would go for Blade, and the Lichen/Vampire hybrid dude from Underworld, but they're hybrids, so they don't count.
At the end of the day, I think I'd rather be a Ninja/Vampire Hybrid. Like Blade.
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