Ninjas can beat vampires anyday. i mean, what's so scary about Dracula. vampires aren't smart, fast, practically invincible, creative, and flexible. ninjas win. vampires are so dumb and weak i think even my grandma could kill one! sure, they can change into a bat and try to fly away, but if one can pop a bird, one can pop a bat. i'm more "intimidated" from getting a bite from a pitbull than a vampire. wow, you sleep in a coffin, but it won't protect you.
Last edited by Yuffie514; 05-04-2005 at 06:43 PM.
What!! Even: http://daily.greencine.com/archives/nosferatu.jpgOriginally Posted by Yuffie514
He'll come & bite ya in ya sleep!
no, i'll come to his place, pry open his coffin and make him Shish Kabob! he'd better be dead by then, but i can always drag him out before the sun comes up and watch him shrivel to a prune.
:joey: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
You just don't get it, do you?
Vampires have too many weaknesses. Ninja don't have weaknesses at all. Except maybe yielding to a higher authority of some sort.
Ninja are stealthy: they'll sneak up on a vamp and slit their throat, then gut them with their katana or ninja knife . . . or they'll just use razor wire to rip the vamp's head off.
Ninja are chemists: they'll concoct a "potion" that will easily rip a vamp apart from the inside, out.
Ninja are cautious: you say "sissy star-throwing pajama-wearing nightowls," I say "gigantic boomerang-launching flame-repellent armor-wearing super-fast blade masters with a tendancy to attack from long range."
Ninja are never alone: the shadows are a ninja's friends
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
i think you watched too many Ninja movies.
ok ok 1st of all ... THIS IS STUPID! Making up some sort of fictionnal battle between Ninjas and Vampires. :rolleyes2 this is the reason why they maded up thoses stupid crappy movies such as Freddy vs. Jason or Alien vs. Predator.
okay well ... Ninja aren't THAT fast -_-' Ninjas r like ... assassins ... they avoid fighting at all costs and try to kill by stealth. They are trained for hand to hand combat but it's "just in case" they'll need it and it'll probably be to flee.
and Vampires doesnt have super-strengh or any crazy powers. they're just immortal people that cannot go into sunlight and that feeds on human blood.
Actually I've only watched a few.
Its just for a laugh. Try not to cry.
Better watch what you say. Or they'll cut off your head and not even think twice about it.
Yes they do. Anne Rice said so.
i have no intent to pick on you Magus, but i'm here to make my point.
funny how you say immortal when i haven't seen a live one.
well, in case a ninja may have to fight, vamp will be dead.
it's been said that ninjas are more overrated than pirates, but don't take the vamps too seriously.
Ummmmm.. Pirates! Y´arrr!!!
Jubei kills Naruto
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Just who the heck is Jubei? Is he the samurai guy from Onimusha?
"Feed me."
*gasp*
T Man, you noob, he's from Ninja Scrolls.
Oh, *THAT* dude...GeeZ, you were awfully specific there faster skating penguin :rolleyes2
Edit: I still say Naruto is much better.
Last edited by T-MaN; 05-05-2005 at 04:13 AM.
"Feed me."
vampires are great
Id rather be bitin by a Vampire chick and become one of then than get killed by a ninja.
True. Especially if it was Akasha *drool*
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