any of you had a very funny story to tell and you've told your friends that many times they wanna drive a pole up your ass. well there very welcome here.

lets start of with one of mine

5 years ago i was at school in my textiles class. my teacher wanted me to learn how to use a sewing machine. no one tock me threw it so i was on my own. anyway i was happliey sewing along whan i felt a little pain in my finger. i thought nothing of it so i carried on. to my great supprise my finger started to move swiftley up and down..........MY FINGER WAS CAUGHT IN THE SEWING MACHINE. in a panic and great asstonishment and shouted over to my friend amy.."amy.....erm can you get mellisa for me" (who was another friend of mine) and she says "why whats wrong?" and i said to her " i want her to help me my fingers stuck can you tell her to get the teacher".......I ASKED MY FRIEND TO GET MY OTHER FRIEND TO GET THE TEACHER!HOW DUMB WAS THAT.if ya think thats stupid when they where trying to get my finger out my foot was still on the pedel. so for a full 10 minuets after my finger was caught it was still going up and down!
any way to cut a long story short i was freed from the sewing machine but i never used one again!!!
.........................you gotta laugth thougth xDDDD