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    Kill the Shaman. They wouldn't let me be a Shaman neither.
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D

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    This thread instantly made me think of Foamy and his toaster.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    My blender won't stop haunting me I took at it with an axe after a terrible tongue accident and then buried it underneath the swimming pool. Now it haunts me at night and chases me around trying to turn my nipples into gooey paste
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    my toasty is evil because when you set it on 3 it pops out 2.
    And when you set it on 4 it pops out 6, burnt to a crisp
    straight in the bin T_T

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    The iron in my house is evil, when you lift it up all this steam spurts out and it makes an evil hissing sound, it really scares me, so my mum has to do the ironing in my house.

    Smile and Be happy

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    My toaster told me to tell you that you are nuts.

    I DO WHAT I WANT. YOU HAVE PROBLEM?

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    My toaster sez he can beat up your toaster,
    he was a viking in a past life...
    And he made toast too

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    I'm a viking now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB
    This thread instantly made me think of Foamy and his toaster.
    BOB! THAT'S TOTALLY IT! THAT EVIL TOASTER! ME TOOOO! IT REMINDS ME OF THAT CLIP EVERY-SINGLE-TIME.
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D

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    I have a disgraceful dishwasher. It really is disgraceful.

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