Cursed Appliances

[Meat Puppet]

Don't you hate it when an evil shaman has put a curse on one or more of your household appliances so that it doesn't work properly?

In my case, it's my dishwasher. Everytime I turn it on, it summons demonite from hell that try to kill me. I've called electricians and plumbers but they just charge me massive callout fees, and the problem comes back 3 days after they left.