Okay, According to this, I'm a goth. I'll put in the pieces that I apply to.



-Frequently wears black clothing. - Who doesn't?
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. - That's because I like the band.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. - I like piercings.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) - This one made me laugh, as I love marilyn manson, and suprisingly, so does my mum.
-Drinks alcohol. Surely, most teenagers and adults, for that matter, do.
-Complains of boredom. Thats because theres nothing to do in this god damn town.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little. I don't sleep alot because I have problems sleeping.
-Is excessively awake during the night. Partys/TV/Computer
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. Well, I don't particulary want to go out with my friends, with my parents there.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. Teachers are hypocrites.
-Misbehaves at school. Just describes the average teenager.
-Eats excessively or too little I enjoy my food.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. Jeez. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) What is this world coming to?!
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. :rolleyes2
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.I enjoy talking to my friends online, forums, and my music. GOTHGOTHGOTHGOTH?!


If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. I apply to 15.
The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center. Because I apply to 15 of the things listed, this must make me a goth AND a nutter? I think the person who WROTE this is crazy.