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    Guess we're bollocksed now.


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    What kind of hippie slaying axe-murderer wrote that list. He/She/It is a total idiot.
    Leave some shards under the belly
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    It's a sentimental jury
    And the makings of a good plan

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    Yep, I must be goth! :rolleyes2

    -Frequently wears black clothing.
    -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
    -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
    -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
    -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
    -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
    -Drinks alcohol.
    -Complains of boredom.
    -Sleeps too excessively or too little.
    -Is excessively awake during the night.
    -Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
    -Spends large amounts of time alone.
    -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
    -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
    -Misbehaves at school.
    -Misbehaves at home.
    -Eats excessively or too little
    -Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
    -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
    -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
    -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

    This thing is so stupid!

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    -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
    prayer, church or sports.
    -Complains of boredom.
    -Sleeps too excessively or too little.
    -Is excessively awake during the night.
    -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
    evil sprits through meditation.)
    -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
    -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
    sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may
    watch.)
    -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
    -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

    Wow, and I'm a born-again Christian. Imagine that, I'm a Goth too. :rolleyes2

    Except, you know, I request time alone because I like peace and quiet.

    Also, cable T.V is obviously of the Devil.
    Boy am I an unfunny ass.

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    Philosophy is a cult? Wha?

    Take care all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Captain
    Philosophy is a cult? Wha?

    Take care all.
    Everything that is contrary to what you believe is a cult, when you're psycho.

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    But, I didn't think philosophy had any beliefs, aside from studying beliefs itself.

    To me, it's like saying biology is a cult.

    Color me confused.

    Take care all.

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    If philosophy questions those beliefs you live your life by without thinking because you're psycho, it's evil. If it's evil then just call it a cult without thinking about it.

    I don't know... Seeing a thread like this makes me sad 'cause I know a lot of people are going to automatically blame Christianity for that kind of obvious insanity, and it's depressing. ;_;

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    In a way, it's ironic, since Aristotle is considered by many to be a great champion of Christianity.

    Take care all.

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    xD *witty comment*

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Captain
    Philosophy is a cult? Wha?
    I'm on to you!
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