Zidane - Pimp
Stiener - Brahne's Bitch
Amarant - Druggie
Eiko - Crack Whoar
Freya - Olympic Long Jump Competitor
Garnet - Idiot
Vivi - Secretly a Druggie
Quina - Diet Consultant
Kuja - Fashion Model
Brahne - Dominator
Zorn and Thorn - Lovers
Cid - Fool
Mog - Mafia Boss