Ninjas vs. Vampires

[crazybayman]

So who's superior?!?!?!

[Psychotic]

Zombies. Or pirates. Or zombie pirates...now THERE'S an idea!

[Jebus]

Vampires.

Fight between a ninja and a vampire, it's no contest. The ninja would try to poison or stab the vampire, and he'd just turn around and tear the ninja's throat out. Superhuman speed and strength.

Also, that depends on what vampire story you're going with. The stories are different. Sometimes they're weak against sunlight, other times it just makes them tired. Sometimes stakes don't work. Etc.

Also, would this be a newly raised, or an elder vampire?

[Dignified Pauper]

The Vampire of course. Look at Neclord... He wasn't taken out by some star-throwing sissy, he was taken out by a vampire hunter and a talking sword and its owner!

[Jebus]

The Vampire of course. Look at Neclord... He wasn't taken out by some star-throwing sissy, he was taken out by a vampire hunter and a talking sword and its owner!

Also with the help of the oldest, and most powerful of the runic vampires.

[Dignified Pauper]

yea, her too, i mean, vampires killing other vampires though isn't common. Sure it happens now and then, but that's just because some of them go crazy.

[Jebus]

Yeah. But it also helps point out how strong vampires are, when you need another one to take one down.

[Martyr]

Superior?

That depends on a lot of factors.

I mean, a Vampire will kill a ninja any day. So they've got that battle won. I mean, it isn't like a ninja has any abilities that a vampire almost naturally doesn't.

However, is a vampire a coller thing to be? Personally, I wouldn't want to HAVE to sleep in a coffin all day long. I wouldn't want to have to give up being able to eat lasagna in favor of something as sickly gross as blood. But, if I were a ninja, it's be pretty cool. I could do all kinds of neat stuff, and I don't think that I'd have to worry too much about vampires coming to kill me anyway.

Also, Vampires are undead. There's all kinds of drawbacks for being undead, even though there are strong points too.

Bah.

I'd rather be a ninja, I'd rather talk to a ninja, I'd rather be around ninjas... So I'd say that ninja is a superior being. I mean, socially. And socially is more important than physically, in my opinion.

[Jebus]

Except that vampires seem to have hella sex appeal, and you never even see a ninja's face or hear his/her voice.

Plus vampires can hyp-mo-tise people.

[Martyr]

Why would you want to hypnotize people if you were a vampire? What? You think that people won't obey you easy enough if you're supremely strong, fast, and can turn into a bat? Do you think that the fact that a vampire can slink around in the shadows and turn people into servant vampires in their sleep with a single bite isn't enough to get some respect?

And as for those killer sexy looks... I have a hard time seeing a vampire in a relationship. It would be a whole lot harder, being cold and dead and all, and liking to drink human blood etc, to really make a relationship work. Not that you'd really care if you were a vampire. Vampires probably go after other vampires because they'd invariably be better looking than humans.

But all that aside, ninjas, just because they aren't hella-sexy all the time, can probably, seeing as they're people, have a perfectly decent lovelife. And decent, in my opinion, is a lot better than dead.

[Dignified Pauper]

ninja's, like a said before, are silent, stupid, star-throwing sissies... I think we all know that Vampires are better.

[Destai]

Vampires get my bet. theyre far scarier than zombies, were wolfs etc.

[boko9955]

blah, ninjas win in my book thay have an aura of sweet r0x2orn355

[Flying Mullet]

Ninjas, seeing as vampires are vegetarians.

[udsuna]

Well, if we're breaking out the other supernatural beings... my bet would be on demons unleashed from the very pits of hell. Yeah, nothing quite like a fallen angel to unbalance the competition.

But, no, I'm pretty sure the vamps would have the advantage. Ninja stealth is one thing, but vamps have superhuman sences, including their sence of smell. Of course, gas grenades and flash bombs would throw them off. Vampires CAN be kill through decapatation, so if the ninjas bring along some swords, that would help.

If we had a couple equal-number small armies going against one another, the vamps would lose about half their numbers, but win none the less. In a one-on-one, the vamp would probably win.