I'm trying to learn how to spam and take things less seriously.

Maybe I feel sort of... Like... You know that band, Less Than Jake? Wel, whoever Jake is, they're less than him.

So I feel kind of Less Than Psychotic. And Old Manus. And a good deal many other spammers who are also humorous.
I plan, if I practice enough, to make a good joke someday and be like those legendary bums who waste bandwidth and are rewarded for it instead of punished. But that's the future.

Right now I'm less than that. Or, in other words, about the most insignificant poster possible. (Except that I know a lot about FF1. But other forumites know even more than me here too. Which is pretty amazing, by the way- I've never encountered old school FF1 fans of that caliber anywhere until I came here.)

Of course, I talk a lot. And that proves that I'm conceited as hell no matter what I think of myself or what you think of me.