Do you have anything that you know is just ugly but you love it anyway? And don't say your face or my face 'cause I will punt you and score two points or something.

Right now I'm wearing ugly fleecey pants with polar bears that are way too big for me and make my ass look like someplace to live and BJ says they're very unsexy... but they're so soft. When my legs are all shaved and smooth these pants make me dance.