My plot has been foiled

[Meat Puppet]

For the past few years, my associates and I have been building a giant war-fortress on a remote, uncharted island. This fortress was built to launch nukes and clone armies of evil. The fortress was intended for easy world conquest at the push of the button, where we could just sit back and watch ourselves skyrocket to being kings of the world.
Alot of time, effort, and money went into this project.

Yesterday was the exciting day we push the on-switch. But seconds before our hard work could pay off, some dickhead Spanish spy (very attractive) crashed out party and cut my fingers off and shut down the fortress. Who does he think he is, to come in at the very last second, and ruin all my hard work? Does he have no morals? I was too angry.

To give this post any meaning, has anything like this (in any scale) ever happened to you?

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

I can't tell you how glad I am that someone who thinks "alot" is a word didn't get to be king of the world.

[Psychotic]

No.

[Ko Ko]

How are you typing if you don't have fingers?!

[Meat Puppet]

In my country, alot is a word.
How could you be so racist?

[Jojee]

Well the story all adds up (especially the very attractive part) except for the fact that I'm not Spanish, I'm Chinese

Yes, once my friends and I spent days and days working on a project and then later we lost the tape and had to do it ALL OVER AGAIN.

My advice: Keep trying!

[theundeadhero]

Don't worry Meat Puppet. We'll get 'em next time.

I've since learned how to eat corn on the cob without fingers!

[Levian]

Well, at least he didn't cut off your fingers. Oh wait..

[Rainecloud]

I suppose it took you a long time to post this thread, considering you now have no fingers.

[Apollo]

Maybe he used his nose.
Or other body parts that I rather not speak of. o_o

[Caspian]

You obviously need to try again, but this time you should appease the Spanish by giving them stereotypical Spanish wants.

[TasteyPies]

You obviously need to try again, but this time you should appease the Spanish by giving them stereotypical Spanish wants.

Like tacos and booze. Then wait untill he takes a siesta to take over the world.

[gokufusionss1]

never fear meat puppet we can rebuild.........alot

[FF freak]

Silly meat puppet, your supposed to take over the world by getting one of every credit card in the world, use your credit history to do a cash back netting together global billions, have a world wide lottery and give a free ticket to those who pledge their enternal loyalty to you. You had to get all showy with your nukes, so of course that happened.

[DMKA]

Like tacos and booze.

*is offended*