Why do so many people dislike golf?

People who are bad at golf don't like it because it takes so long to finish each hole. Trust me, once you can get to the green in 2 to 3 shots, it takes way less time and is much easier to play 18 holes. It seems less like work, the quicker each hole goes.

Watching golf on television is pretty awful, except for the climactic 18th hole moments.

Tiger Woods has a golf monopoly, and I'm just waiting for some no-name PGA player to finally snap and attack Mr. Woods on live television.

Discuss?