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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
    Tampons, I'M NOT EVEN FEMALE. Crazy Stuff.

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    And you weren't buying them for a wife? o____o
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    Tampons, I'M NOT EVEN FEMALE. Crazy Stuff.

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    And you weren't buying them for a wife? o____o
    THAT WAS THE REASON! God....I knew I wasn't crazy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Infection13
    Some stty PS2 game "the something ring" or sum like that, it was like an old james bond game or Resident evil 1 it was really crappy and 2d so i lobbed it out the window literally.
    The Eternal Ring . . . indeed sucked. If you want to invest your hard-earned money into yet another crappy game, try EverGrace. I own it and I couldn't be more disappointed. *yay!*

    Also, I found my dumbest purchase, are you ready? "Orphen: Scion of Sorcery" the RPG. This game sucks beyond words. The gameplay is atrocious, the voice-overs suck, the cinemas make me wretch and I want to smash my controller for the crappy camera and crappy world altogether. I've heard good things about the Orphen manga and anime.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
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