You can bend rules??!?!?! I thought this a SPAM thread?!?!?! Can you just change it like that y'all!?!!? LOls...ANyway

SPAM is a stupid combination of racoon, turtle (I HATE THAT THEY KILL THE TURTLES) and of course FAKE pig. This combi makes a thing called
RATIG which is then processed into a can. Then Salted Pink hAM is placed in the RATIG can to await deportation to the lesser countries/states. Once it is there it costs $1.99 then it goes on special $0.99 and then it goes off $0.1 for 10.