Quotes of the Day (originally posted in my lj one at a time)

1. "There is no sweeter music to another person than the sound of his own name. be sure to use it whenever appropriate."

2. "The Heroins can change their classes...

3. "if you can't beat 'em, make fun of 'em."

4. "Not a word of this to anyone, O Shrouded one"

5. "'I... loveth thee.. I loveth thee." "Papa loves Mama! Papa loves Mama!'"

6. "Squall is often criticized because he is not the knight in shining armor most people are accustomed to from video games. Because he has flaws. Because he is human. Because he was mean to Rinoa Heartilly for the first two discs."

7. "You just have to show technology who's boss!" "Now I know why I have these stupid muscles"

8. " Gemini VII, this is Gemini VI. We have an object, looks like a satellite going from north to south, probably in polar orbit. . . . Looks like he might be going to reenter soon. Stand by one. . . . You just might let me to pick up that thing.

At that point, the sound of "Jingle Bells" was heard."

9. "He uses these fantastic happy things to slice people."

10. "Darn his clever testicles!

11. "Poor creature. You would throw away hope..."

12. "OK, bee, I see you're after my soda for the sugar. You like sugar, I understand that, it's cool. Here, I'm going to pour out a little puddle of soda for you, and that will be your puddle. I'm going to just hang onto my can, there."

13. "once you've got all the stuff and kicked ozma into submission gold chocobos are only good for turning into roast dinners, and all that exercise you make it extra juicy. (which is also the reason for viv learning fire spells)"

14. "The Chocobo Square suffers from more or less the same issues as the other branches of the Gold Saucer in that rather than offering cute stuffed animals or other fun novelties as prizes, they instead hand out weapons of mass destruction to the holders of winning tickets. It's like something you would expect to find in Iraq, except that there is little to no danger of your chocobo being blown up by a land mine as it races."

15. "Tidus may be a useless little nuisance and Wakka may desperately need to wash his hair, but Auron can do no wrong"

16. "Crystals, we're on our way!"

17. "I can't come to the phone now, so... hey -- that's a nice phone you have there. Hey sugar, you call this number often? I bet you have answering machines bothering you all the time... yes indeedy. Why don't you give me a call sometime and we can listen to some old recordings... I might even play my beep for you..."

18. "Today's tutorial is canceled because Mr. N is il. (sic)"

19. "This pointy stick will serve well, even well into the future."

20. "Sometimes you can coerce data by threatening deletion."

21. "(it's easier to imagine oneself stranded in space than stabbed in the back by Sephiroth)

We grasp how much it sucks for both of them."

22. "He has the Ultimate Bayonet in his hand. How dope is that?"

23. "This is why you see all those NPCs wandering around the outside of every town. Its not that they enjoy being outdoors, its that the darn architechts forgot to add doors to the houses, so the characters are forced to be outdoors."

24. "I liked Squall as 'a stupid softie' ~ he was still a badass but hugable"

25. "DAMN he makes one sexy keychain! @_@"

Yeah, most of them are ff quotes. There's some from various forums (I only remember that hte bee one is from the Dumbrella forums) a handful of walkthroughs, etc. Maybe some of them were from here.

and there's a few I haven't added to it yet.