i personally like qoutes that come from cosmo (fairly odd parents)
my favourite is : EVERYTHING tastes better with rabies!!
lolololololol!!!
he's just so funny...and stupid!!
qoutes
i personally like qoutes that come from cosmo (fairly odd parents)
my favourite is : EVERYTHING tastes better with rabies!!
lolololololol!!!
he's just so funny...and stupid!!
~*Fizzgig*~
These quotes aren't funny. You're a disgrace. All of you.
No.
Fry: Oh hey, I'm having one of those things. Y'know, a headache with pictures.
Professor: Good news, everyones.
Amy: I used to be too cute. So I had cuteness reduction surgery here and here.
Fry: Amy's getting way too serious. First we were just doing stuff, but now she's talking about "hanging out." Everywhere I go, she's there. I go to work, there's Amy. When I'm leaving work, there's Amy. I wake up after sleeping with Amy, there's Amy.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
They are funny to us. You got a problem?Originally Posted by Alixsar
"Feed me."
"I never forget a face, but for you, I'll make an exception."
"I'd never join a party that would have ME as a member."
"Quote me as being misquoted."
- Groucho Marx
Take care all.
"Going to war without the French is like going hunting without an accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage."
--Winston Churchill
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