Howdy Do Jakkko, A Warm Welcome to EoFF![]()
Howdy Do Jakkko, A Warm Welcome to EoFF![]()
[center] I Painted My Own Mona Lisa
She's Fixed Everything
Now I'm Spoilt Beyond My Wildest Dreams [center]
Nice one everyone
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hehe hiya jakko and wilkohomen to Eoff i hope you enjoy and post lots af lovec u later aligator..xXx.....
Hiya Jaaakkkoo..!Hope you're not like Wacko Jacko. xD Welcome!
Hiya Jaakkkkoo..!Hope you're not like Wacko Jacko. Welcome!
Welcome to EoFF. I hope you enjoy your stay.![]()
"Feed me."
I didn't ask to be famous, but I'm not sore.
'Cause you can see my face in the window of every store.
You can buy my lunch box.
You can wear my clothes.
You can remember my name just as plain as
the face under your nose.
I'm a new kid on the Block,
'though I may not be Johann Sebastian Bach.
So we may not write the songs we sing,
but look at Elvis, he sold his soul and
you crowned him king.
I didn't ask to be famous, but I'm not sad.
You see, I've got everything that I
always wished I had.
I thank my manager and I thank the screaming girls,
I thank my hairdresser for giving me such beautiful curls.
Now I'm a New Kid on the Block,
well I'm twenty-three and they won't let me grow up.
I went down to register for the draft,
well I got up to the counter, and the lady there just laughed.
She said You're a New Kid on the Block,
young girls scream and old boys mock,
well you broke my youngest daughter's heart.
I knew you kids were trouble from the start.
I didn't ask to be famous, but I'm not sure
that we're as apple pie as you always thought we were.
I can stay up all night. I can have a blast.
I can breakdance, I can fight, I can kick your sorry ass.
I'm a New Kid on the Block,
and 'though I may not be Johann Sebastian Bach,
there's no need to be afraid of us
'though it just might be your daughter on our bus.
Signature by rubah. I think.
That was quite a long way to say, "Hi newbie."
Mercen-X says "hey", and avoid talking blatantly off topic (spamming) that is just wrong, and welcome to the dreaded threads of the deadheads that lead to Mercen-X being my username. Hmm. That was lame.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Hi.
When I play FFIV I like to name Kain "BugBoy", Rydia "Greenbean", and then Edge "Hotdog"!
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May God have mercy on you
"I think you'd make any (nice) woman happy... & I think you really deserve for someone to make you happy too for a change"
You sound insane enough for thisforumspamhole. Mabye you should take some pillz (insanity ones not sanity ones) and then post like mad, worked for everyone else.
Congratulations on joining such afantasmalactic (got a bit over exicted)nice place.
You missed out an xD.Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
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Hello Jackkko.
Originally Posted by TisWas
I hope you not impling that he's with the Ku Klux Klan!
Thanks for the sig Blitz Ace!
Someone wanta challenge me to chess?