Dear Bob Hunter,
Thanks for making a go of things, and not making any waves. With more angelheadedhipsters in your area per capita anywhere, it might have been unavoidable anyway, but I'm sure you know how it is. Knew. Did you think it would amount to this, when you skiived off in an old fishing boat? What a funny guy! The things that you see when you are much of a muchness. Because of you, we are taking it personally.

Bob Hunter, 1941 - 2005.