Wow . . . no wonder you're all a bunch of net-geeks. You're those stereotypical "pale kid" geeks, aren't you? I don't like the sun when it's a hot day. In fact, I take a few moments to amply curse the sun in its entirety for drenching me in miserable heat and sunburns.
But hey, the sun and any other source of light are interrelated. If you dislike the sun, you dislike being able to see. In which case, you're so very weird. Aw well, as long as none of you kicks a plot into action of destroying the sun, then I'm good.

Once, I stood underneath a carport during a hailstorm and the rain swept under the sheltering and sprayed against me. It was like being on the ocean, better even, 'cause the ocean kinda scares me. Did I tell this story already?