Quote Originally Posted by Nod
how the hell do you turn a phrase?
How do you half-expect something?


A long time ago, some guy was hungry. He only a slice of bread, an ounce of beef, and some weird ingredients he didn't all that might trust. An old ingine feller came and taught him what he could do with those weird ingredients, and thus the Sloppy Bobby was born. The Sloppy Bobby was later decided to be a lame name for such a fine feast, so they changed it Sloppy Jacob and then to Sloppy John. Inetivably, it was decided that it would make more sense for some reason to call them Sloppy Joes and that's the history of the food that I'm about to eat. *turns* HEY! Where's the beef?

Also, it was later learned that that there ingine feller was actually from SOUTH of the border . . . and that because the two were drunk they ended making . . .