I'm a very active dreamer. I'd say over 90% of the times I wake up, it's during a dream of some sort. I can't remember what I was dreaming about this morning, though. All I can remember is that it had Shorty in it at the very end (and no, nothing dodgy was happening, she was just asking me about something that had happened earlier in the dream and I can't even remember what that was now). But yeah, I wake up 2-3 times a night and each time I have a dream in my head.

What does this mean? This means that I have a better in-head entertainment system than you. It's like I have Sky Digital while you guys just have BBC1, BBC2, ITV, Channel 4 and Channel 5. And sometimes those channels are grainy. Yeah, that's right.