Once day a man named Cloud went to Midgar and met a girl named Aeris they had a fight with a load of bad guys before leaving Midgar, and then they went to the rest of the planet doing lots of crazy things, before they got to another place where they met a cactuar named Gingevitis then they bought some mints at the incredibly deep hole that was situated quite precariously on an icecap and vanquished the completely oddly shaped bad-dude with some cool magicky stuff.

The End.