to add to my list of 'wish i could do's'
I wish i could travel through time.
to add to my list of 'wish i could do's'
I wish i could travel through time.
-Oh no!! Airport Security!!!- SilentBlade
I wish that I had the power to make the perfect sandwich.
A sandwich so good that you can't help yourself from paying me to make another one.
I'm already the king of chefs.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
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I wish my fantasy baseball team would play better.
Honestly, I wish I could help more people. Even though I do try, I always feel that I should be trying even harder. Perhaps then, what I really wish for is a sense of fulfillment, of accomplishment, to some degree.
Take care all.
i'd like to be able to fix anything broken/damaged/wrecked with just the snap of my fingers....like my car....on the plus side i'd make so much money being able to do that.
["What I give form to in daylight is only one per cent of what I have seen in darkness." M.C. Escher
You are already doing enough though. Your advices are always great and you've probably helped more people than I can count on my fingers, toes and teeths.
I wanna be able to summon energy beings that unquestioningly serve my every command perfectly. I might not be able to create a utopia with such entities in my control, but I'd surely make it uncomfortable for murderers, rapists, greedy CEOs, totalitarian regimes, and psychotic warmongering SOBs
Also, they'd go out and find me my perfect woman
Mind powers (Telekiniesis and telapathy especially). Telekinesis would be sooo awesome...but above all, teleporation to meet all you guys and my dearest Ratiasu and to get into places without paying!!
I would like to breath underwater or teleport, maybe produce lightning if I could.
Havo no reflection to creep out people.
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I wish i could marry Hayden Christensen. 