I'm a bug sadist. I don't just kill the bugs I kill them slowly.

You know those little toy capsules you get from the gumball machines at grocery stores? I took one and I trapped an ant, a few potato bugs, and a fly inside one of those and let them all suffocate and starve to death.

I also left the door of my microwave open and seen a fly go inside. I shut the door and trapped it inside, I FRIED IT'S ASS!!! It blew up in a big gooey mess, it was great.