Once someone on MSN asked me could they invite me into a conversation with their girlfriend and asked me to tell her she was fat, because this would make her love him even more when he said "I love you for the way you are". When I declined, he was like "omg i gna cum 2 ur ouse n scrw u uuup!1". I was shaking in my tube socks.
[center] I Painted My Own Mona Lisa
She's Fixed Everything
Now I'm Spoilt Beyond My Wildest Dreams [center]
I'm gonna make my own MORG (same as MMORPG, unlike MMORPG, you can actually say MORG) where you must beware the system administrators because if you're hacking, they won't just ban you . . . they'll erase you.Originally Posted by Rye
I can think of so many stupid things people have said to me since I joined these forums (and Myspace) since this is the only place where I actually talk to people (type to people; and Myspace . . . used to nEwy).
I can also think of a few arguments that I made over games that were groundless and some moments when I overreacted to someone's statement. I go through and delete anything I've done stupidly. I would never deny posting them. But I'd prefer future viewers not behold my stupidity.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
I've gotten numerous "I/my dad work(s) for the FBI, I know where you live, I'm coming to get you." and so on. Those are always the dumbest. And my ultimate favorites.
Yeah, I used to get those when I'd go into Yahoo chatrooms and argue with people about how crappy a president Bush is. Priceless.
I like Kung-Fu.
eloborating on this. In my Information Tech class...
Girl in room:"Hey Tom! How do I put this picture on the internet on to my powerpoint :rolleyes2 "
Me: -sigh- -go through copy paste routine- "there you go"
Girl: Thanks Tom
Another Girl: Hey Tom!......
Rinse and repeat....
-Oh no!! Airport Security!!!- SilentBlade
As long as you're getting tail for it, I don't see the problem.
Something along the lines of "You guys just banned me because I'm black."
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Hmmm, I was giving someone a flaming for being an eegjit, so they said they were going to 'tell deh feds innit'... I was quite stunned. Unless he meant report me to a mod... But I don't really think he did, because he was as thick as thieves.
People have said on Yahoo! instant messenger that they are at their house and don't have the internet...
Leave some shards under the belly
Lay some grease inside my hand
It's a sentimental jury
And the makings of a good plan
I dunno, man, DMKA's one is a bit funnier than your one. There are funnier ones out there, though, I'm sure. I just can't be arsed going through the entire archive of comics looking for them. The one that made me start reading the place everyday was <a href="http://img.penny-arcade.com/2002/20021007l.gif">that "Hair!" one</a>.*another image of totally not the best PA ever*
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
<a href="http://img.penny-arcade.com/2003/20030910l.jpg">I win.</a>*BoB needs to liek ttly shut his cake trap, srsly**another image of totally not the best PA ever*
Another thing: "Do i look like i care?" , when people say that. You can't look like anything if no one can see you on the internet.
The same n00b wrote this as well.
"Maybe becuase im not a little ponce who needs to spend my life putting English language perfect on the internet when it is known that people type short hand"
Just another n00b on a messageboard. :rolleyes2
Like I said, there are funnier ones out there. I'm not sure that's the funniest one either, that one didn't even make me laugh out loud. It's pretty amusing, though, because it reminds me of the conversations that I have with a few certain people.
'tis all a matter of opinion anyways.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
The funniest of those was the "search his flowerpot for gayporn!"
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