Watch out for the sketchy guys.Originally Posted by DMKA
Watch out for the sketchy guys.Originally Posted by DMKA
Hi everybody!Originally Posted by Sploddess
Hi Doctor Nik!
Today, we're going to do some surgeries. Uh-oh! The patient has no insurance, but that's okay, 'cause I don't have a legal medical license. Hahaha.
*waves to Sploddess*
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Welcome to EoFF.![]()
On the note of looking young, at least you don't "look" old yet people mistake you for being younger because of the way you behave.![]()
Welcome to EOFF but beware! One of us is a vampire!!!
i wonder who it is....(oooh, she will do!) -drool- oh, oops! :joey:
-Oh no!! Airport Security!!!- SilentBlade
HEYLOOOOO~! DO NOT BE BORED!DO NOT BE FEMALE!No...nooo..
WELCOME! ^________^![]()
Hello Sploddess, Welcome to EoFF
[center] I Painted My Own Mona Lisa
She's Fixed Everything
Now I'm Spoilt Beyond My Wildest Dreams [center]
And this is a bit later! Hello and Welcome have a nice time at Eoff!
When I saw your name I thought you were someone else and I'm all confused now![]()
I'm 5'9".I'm 6'5"!
Anyone in here the perfect height to kiss me?
Welcome to EoFF, Sploddess!!!
Originally Posted by Monkey
I'm 5'9"!
Welcome to EoFF, I'm a bit late...
I'm 5'9"!
Sploddess must be Jowjow's imaginary friend. Even her make believe ones are taller than her![]()
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Two inches taller too much?Originally Posted by Iri Valentine
Thanks for the sig Blitz Ace!
Someone wanta challenge me to chess?
being short is great i love it
*pokes with stick*:twak:teehee
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