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    That movie sucked.

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    And here I was just about to say the movie was great, as Hitchcock usually is.
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    He has done a lot better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephex
    So you're driving down a street and you see a bird sitting at the edge of the road. At the last possible moment the bird decides to not only fly at the last possible second, but it flies in the direct path of all oncoming cars! I can't count how many times I have seen that happen. Why do they do this? What is up with that?
    Do you notice them drop anything while the fly? Urbanised birds have learned that cars break things with hard shells & have been known to utilise that. They sit by the road, wait for a car & fly infront, drop the husk and move. Then return to eat the contents.

    And birds chirp & tweet to communicate the same way we talk.

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    If they were Chocobos the drivers would be in trouble. =/
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    Birds are the Devil's spawn.

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    I dated a girl once who worshipped birds. birds were the best thing since sliced bread. then she dumped me. bird-brained thing to do, but ah well.

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    Birds were created for us to laugh at, hence their stupidity.

    I love the way they bop their little heads as they walk. It's so cute.
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    Feathered freaks flapping fairly free through the air
    Carelessly continue crapping on cars from out of nowhere
    Do they have peripheral vision, does it matter if they do?
    Cleverly they hop into a collision course just to prepare their food

    The birds are all a twitter, how happy do seem their chirps
    But perhaps a hidden agenda be the topic for these birds
    Eh, who cares, these feathered freaks, let them stage a coup
    I'll slice them in and roast them up and have them for dinner too!
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

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    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephex
    So you're driving down a street and you see a bird sitting at the edge of the road. At the last possible moment the bird decides to not only fly at the last possible second, but it flies in the direct path of all oncoming cars! I can't count how many times I have seen that happen. Why do they do this? What is up with that?
    my aunt told me that happened to her and her ex and company in wyoming. I just thinkthe birds are suicidal and fed up with life.BUt it reminds me of this part in this movie called "The Core" when a whole bunch of birds start crashing into stuff and dying.
    It looks like the ground had a sex change.

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    Birds are crazy.
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    bird suicide squad!! O_O
    they jump in front of cars thinking that their cause will be heard by the evil car gods!!
    argh!!!! *runs about*
    we're all going to DIE!!!

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    ZOMG I <3 birds.

    By far my favorite animals. Although some of them are pretty stupid, like the ones that fly in front of cars.
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    Bird's brain > Human brain.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackRibon
    some birds are just stupid
    On the contrary; birds are anything but stupid.



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