I was totally spanked. In fact, there's a REASON why I like monkeys so much! Here goes...

Once upon a time when I was a little girl, I was a bad and naughty little girl. Yes, I was. Everyone used to come to me and tell me that I was a total little devil and MONKEY! OOOMG! MONKEY!

So I started believing that I was actually related to monkeys, and that I was special... MONKEYS ARE MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS! Well, we still have that bond, monkeys and me.

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